(male speaker)attraction: the action or power of evoking interest,pleasure, or liking for someone or something. who knew witha stroke of a button, my fear of attractionwould lead me to this point? if you knew the whole story,you'd laugh or be sad for me. or, you would say,"i told you so." my name is crosby tylor.and this is my story. try not to laugh too hard, okay?cheers!
♪ ♪ yeah, hahacatipi (catipi) ♪ ♪ one time, one timeone time, one time ♪ ♪ yo it's like, it's like-back in '93, sitting in place ♪ ♪ all up in your face ♪ ♪ yeah. ♪ ♪ yo cat.(what's up?) ♪ ♪ drop the beat(okay) ♪ ♪ yo back in '93 ♪
♪ i was sittin' in place(right) ♪ ♪ a young cat dudeall up in your face (ra!) ♪ ♪ rockin patrick ewing kickswith the jordans on the sleeve ♪ ♪(yea) a pair of thick specswith demeanor that's mean ♪ ♪ now it's 2k13 and igot a little swag (lil swag) ♪ ♪ doing big things so you knowi got to brag (laughing)♪ ♪ got designer suits with thejacobs on the wrist (yea) ♪ ♪ below the dj henry bandthat stays tight and fixed ♪ ♪ and yea(and yeah) ♪
♪ you know i got it going onlookin' like a phenomenon♪ ♪ (phenomenally speaking) ♪ ♪ you say you want effectlike i'm das-effect (uh-huh) ♪ ♪ with a booming-type beatget you checked up to the neck ♪ ♪ now you know (now you know)i got it all down in place ♪ ♪ now i just need to fillthis empty space♪ ♪ (with what man?) ♪ ♪ with an around the way girl♪ ♪ (uh-huh) a downshorty girl (yea) ♪
♪ a girl that couldmake my world♪ ♪ bigger than the worldthat's word ♪ ♪ you are that girli've been looking for (yea!)♪ ♪ from all of this time♪ ♪ (you're that girli'm lookin for) ♪ ♪ you are that girli've been looking for ♪ ♪ from all of this time(all of this time) ♪ ♪ and yeah now weon the verse two ♪ ♪ i got a wiggity-wiggity flowthat'll make ya move (haha)♪
♪ it'll make yougiggity-giggity go♪ ♪ every time youhit the floor ♪ ♪ it's all good in the hood♪ ♪ cause you knowwe're about to blow... ♪ ♪ now girl you know thati got your back (got your back)♪ ♪ anything that's less♪ ♪ yo that's wiggitywiggity wack♪ ♪ (yo' that'swack ma') ♪ ♪ cause you're the one for me(uh-huh) the star on my team ♪
♪ the girl that i'm looking forthe only one for me ♪ ♪ and that's word ♪ ♪ from all of this time(all of this time) ♪ ♪ you are that girli've been looking for♪ ♪ (looking for you, baby) ♪ ♪ (everybody say)♪ ♪ from all ofthis time-- ♪♪ (crosby)i'm a second semester college studentat adam's university.
i'm number one onthe dean's list, i have many academicachievements. video club,yada, yada, yada. i'm also number one at anotherthing, oversleeping. and other frivolous activities,as you can see right here. (alarm clock beeping) ♪ (uptempo hip-hop beat plays) ♪ (loudly)crap, i'm late! whoaa.
come on,you stupid sock. (crunching) sorry, baby.gotta go. (kissing) (traffic noises) (shouting)wait up! i was late for myphilosophy class again. and honestly, this is a class ihave an a plus average in. i thought it'd be no biggie ifi was late just one more time.
that is until my teacher,ms. lyman, who i admit lookspretty hot for her age, was waiting for me after class. (crosby)yes, ms. lyman? why are you here,mr. crosby? at this moment, at this hour,this very minute? is this a trick question? because i sweari did study last night. ugh, crosby.you are one of the most talented
and gifted studentsi've ever had here at adams. but coming late and sometimesskipping classes altogether why are you willingto piss away your whole future? why is that? well, you know, i got this wholework at home study job and-- i'm required to tell you thatyou are dangerously close to failing philosophythis semester. failing? how can i be failing?
i carry an a plusaverage in here. yes, i know i broke the tardyrule, but how can i be failing when i've done everything thatyou asked me and then some? how can i-- calm down, mr. crosby, unless you don't wantto hear what i have to say? at the end of the quarter,everyone has a final paper due. i'm going to assign you aspecial assignment, adjacent to what your fellowstudents will be presenting.
i'm listenting. i want you to find out whatattracts a female to a male from differentphilosophical perspectives. come again. well, is a female attractedto a male because of his physical state of beingor is it more his spiritual and mental state of being? you do this project well,and i'll see that you pass philosophy this semester.
what do you say? i'll do it! good, good! thank you,ms. lyman. you're welcome. quick question? yes? why help me now when i'm an inchaway from flunking your class? let's just say i hate to see astudent with so much potential
failing due to alack of punctuality. so just come to class sometime,do the assignments. sure, no problem. good.good luck! (crosby)i couldn't believe it, saving grace, i must havehorseshoes up my ass. at that point, i thought i wasout of the woods per say. that is until i metwith my financial advisor, who broke somenot so good news to me.
later that day,i met up with my boys. jason, a campus know it all. david, who we liketo call "hoth" for his love of onlineand sci-fi videos. and dino, the p.r.p. or affectionately known as the"puerto rican pervert." yo, for real, c? for real. she told me to find out whatattracts a female to a male
it gets worse from there.i mean-- oh, hold that thought. (silence) that is talent right there. okay, continue. as i was saying, if i don'tpass my philosophy class i'm going to losemy full scholarship, which means i'm not going tohave any money for school. dude, if that's the case, thenyou have a better chance
of fighting the dark side thanpassing ms. lyman's project. ms. lyman, she don't play.one of my boys was doing the exact same projectyou're doing right now, had a c average,she failed him. matter of fact, if you don'thave a c average, you get an automatic fail. it's not the type of fails yousee in online videos either. jason, i'm sporting an a plusaverage in her class, you idiot! i just can't seem towake up in time.
doesn't help that philosophy isn't one of my favoritesubjects either. so, what's the problem? my problem is i gottafind a way to get this done. wish i knew how though. mira, i got an idea. why don't you base yourproject off ms.lyman? think about it. you have that relationship,you know she likes you.
and plus from what i hear,she's a freak, too. can't you see hernow in the club with her bootyout there shaking, titties hanging out,and you can tell she's that kind of woman, you know? (in spanish)you can see it in her eyes. and who knows, man.you say the right things, i bet she'll put it on you, too. (laughing)
what the hell do you orany of you know about putting it on a girlor even dating? i mean, look at you guys. hoth, you haven't had a girlsince middle school and she was a cardboardcutout of princess leia. (laughing)i cut it remember. for your information, i've been getting more t and athan all of you combined. and they're notprincess leia's either.
dude, check this out. it's called loverspace.com.these girls on here... they don't want nothingbut the sausage, bro. you gonna give it to, 'em? so. it's calledloverspace? captiol l-o-v-e-r, space? space.just check it out. yeah, uh, guys, i'll be rightback i have to do some email. (crosby)loverspace.com.
a place whereanyone can be anybody. personally, i didn't think hothwas getting any type of action. but hey,stranger things have happened. after checking out the website, i took a moment to restfrom a long day. suddenly i startedto dream away. (mumbling) (slow hip hop beat plays) ♪ this is my dancethis is my dance ♪
♪ this is minethat's mine ♪ why you dancing likethat you old man? cause i never gotmy "edjumacation" boy. now i dance for the peoplejust like i wanted to. wanna see my swagger dance? you fool. hey get back here!nappy ass heathen! hey! don't run off!hey! ♪ hey, this is my dancethis is my dance ♪
♪ this is my dancehey yo, this is my dance ♪♪ (male character)crosby. crosby. (loudly)crosby! whoa, whoa, whoa.j, what are you doing here? (crosby)for those of you not in the know,this is j. my best friendand roommate i normally don't see everydayor every month for that matter because he's either at a baror he's girl hopping
at some unsuspecting femaleshouses, by invitation of course. but when he's here,oh, it's a heck of a lot of fun. thanks man. what the hell'sthat about? just a dream,nothing more. i thought you was out withdrake or darnell or something. well, actually-- somebody calldrake murray? sup, man?
what up four-eyes?how's the plastic shorty doing? how does he know about layla? hmm, how do i know? late night.needed a place to stay. you were studyingthough-- you let him in my room again? for what? so you and him can have amale, female triple threat? actually, it wasa fatal four way.
yo, you seethis chick right here? oh, i'd definitely air this out. let me see, let me see. you see her little curvesthough, green eyes. you three will air anything outthat looks good. wouldn't you? oh my bad,i'm afraid to talk to chicks. i just look at them. you guys are all sick freaks.
who you callin' sick freaks?really? really? yeah, watch your mouth, crosby. anyway, cros...what you doin' tonight? i think you should go out withyour boys to the bar and pick up some chicks. oooh, that's not a good look. his brain's goingto scare our prey away. you know what?unlike you guys, i don't go out every nightdrinking and banging
every hot assthat blows my way. i got responsibilities. and they dont involve,as you would say, (mockingly)"picking up some chicks." (violin playing)are you done? well, i tried. bout to head out with thefellas, so don't wait up. we're gonna bepicking up some chicks. by the way,stay away from internet chicks.
they crazy. i'll holla at you, man. deuces, smart brother. seriously bro, you got somereal major problems. you think? i just don't see myselffinishing this thing the way ms. lymanwants me to. it's been over two weeks and ihave nothing to show for it. (shouting)nothing!
you tried talking to your momabout helping with tuition? yeah, and she said-- let me clean the waxout of my ears. hold on a second.i just know-- now repeat what you just said. because i know you didn't saywhat i just thought you said mom-- hush boy, mamma t's talking.now look... i did not work 16 plus hourscleaning hospital instruments
and old men's behinds,just so you can go to college and say, 'oh, i'm about to fail because i beenrunning late everyday.' boy, do you know how many timesi ran late for school, do you? well-- boy, hush yo mouth,mamma t is still talking. never, nil, zilch. that's how many timesi've been late for school baby. now i don't know what yourpriotities are out there,
but they are clearlynot on your studies. i'll tell you this: you better get yourselfback into gear. because if you loseyour scholarship, don't expect me to payyour way through school and lose whatevergood credit i've got left. that's on you. and let metell you this: if you ever rollyour eyes at me again,
i will smack the a** crackout of you, boy. you understand me? how did she? well, did you at least try totalk to any new girls lately? "talking" is a state of mind,hoth. i've felt as if i'vebeen rejected more times than a characterin a rob schneider flick. that many? well, one girl--
and then another girl-- what the hell?ow, ow, hey... and then, another girl-- hey, wait up,i didn't get your name! leave me alone you,psycho! come on! i mean, it's just beena complete disaster. (typing) what are you doing?
i am making you aloverspace account. (loudly)are you nuts? trust me, dude.it's for the best. give me one good reason why youthink this is for the best and it better be a good one. all right, really hear me out,here. loverspace will give you theedge you need to finish this project.just date a girl on here, grab all the data you need,and then base the project
on her reactions towards you. plus, to help you get started, i've already sent a couplenotes to some cute girls that are looking tohook up with you. now tell me, am iyour boy or what? you're a retard, you know that? (crosby)hoth really knew i was stressed out. so, he gave me a littlesomething to quote unquote
"take the edge off." (cheering) yeah, there we go, boom! i was relatively enjoying myselfwith this dvd i'd been dying to see from hoth. all that enjoyment wentdown the drain once j and drake barged in. that's what i'm talkin about.get him, kill him! what's good with ya, c?
nothing much, j. hey, i thought you,drake, and darnell was on a double dateor something? corrections my brother: quadruple date. something i know younever been on. two biddies for me,two for my man j. besides, you know darnellgot a girl, right? with the way you threebe talking to girls,
i forget whoseshagging who. anyway, you gotthe cd i asked you to make? the one with the"rump shaking" jams, right? of course. it's on my desk. cool. (on tv cheering)u-s-a! u-s-a! yo, ain't you too oldto be watching this? j, professional wrestlingis as much
of an american pasttimeas baseball is. except the parts wherethey smash your head up against chairs and stuff. i worry about you, c.for real. (cheering continues) it's the setup.this is the finish. this is the finishof everything. come on, yeah.get him, get him. ohh.
booom! yeah! what the hell, man?freaking spittin on me. what the hell, man?yo man, go grab a towel. nasty ass... sorry. cros, this is whati'm talking bout. you got to learnhow to act in public, period. this is nothow to act. that's why you don't get no"yum-yum" now man.
here you go, man. anyway, what you doingtonight, man? nothing, just you know,watching these wrestling videos. take it from me. you need to roll withyour boy to the club, pick up some chicks. it's gonna be a great night. but you're on aquadruple date. yeah, we areon a date.
and? that means, i'm a thirdwheel. correction smart brother:you'd be a fifth wheel. and isn't there some rule aboutno four-eyed dorks allowed up in the club? chill out, drake, man. crosby, you're gonna wannaroll with us tonight. more ladiesout there, lotta fun. nothing's going to stop my mojofrom flowing, feel me?
j, i don't do clubs. i don't feel like gettingtrashed on by a bunch of half drunk, hot lookingwomen tonight. no means no.i'm all good. and that settles it.i'll be waiting out in the car. i'll be out therein a minute, man. c, you gotta relax. stop letting him get yourpanties all in a bunch, too. go upstairs , put on yourmost dapperest outfit.
throw on that colognein my room. then meet me in the whip inabout twenty minutes, all right? but? 20 minutes. no means no! (crosby)as soon as he said those words, i knew for a fact thati was going to put on my best suit and tie just to partyit up with my best friend. not that i didn't plan on goingout in the first place anyway.
i'm just saying. j walked in with all smiles,acting as if he owned the joint. i didn't feel comfortablebeing in there, but i decidedto just go with it. so why did we ditch drake andthe girls to be here? crosby, man. we're here looking for talent,not to show off, feel me? and no wonder you're single. heh, at least i geta** everyday.
don't you?(laughing) crosby, you gotta relax, man. five years i've known you, i've never seen youthis uptight. j, i shouldn't even be in here. you belong here with all thesebeautiful people. i should be on the couchplaying xbox right now. and it's seven years we'veknown each other, not five. five, seven--it really doesn't matter.
all i know is you need to calm down,man, relax. once you start actinglike the man that's when all the femalesflock to you like the man. feel me? i guess. now if you excuse me,the night is young, i'm filled with fun and i definitelycan't be tied down.
i'll holla. (sigh) ms. lyman? crosby! um, nice to see ya here. nice to see you, too. never pictured you'dbe in a place like this. yeah, uh, same with you. um, uh...how's that report coming?
along. you know,on puppy legs, but it's coming. crosby, i gotta tellyou something. i know a lot of peoplewould be against this but i think thatcoming to a club is the best place tomeet other people. especially members of theopposite sex. really? get a drink and relax andmingle and have some fun because...well,the night is young.
and soare the guys, hehe. (sigh)all right. let's do this. yo, what did i tell ya? didn't i tell ya we'dhave fun tonight? didn't i tell ya it was gonnabe poppin' in there? it certainly was, j. i think you're cold,you're shivering, man. j. hey, you all right, man?you okay?
yeah, i'm fine. just gotta get some of mypotion, some of my stuff. (screaming) (screaming continues)oh god! this suuucks! (screaming continues) (crosby)j passed out on the street and i had to carry his6' 4" a * * up the stairs while he was droolingpuke from his mouth. i quickly washed myself offand logged onto the
loverspace website to seewhat type of collateral damamge hoth inflicted while i was gone. needless to say,it wasn't much at all. you're a wild one forhooking this up, hoth. didn't even put a picture up? i need some better friends. i've gotta find a way to getthis project done. (mouse clicking) hello...
whoa, she's hot. (reading email) no way! has to be one of thosenigerian money scams. well, only one way to find out. (sighing) (sighing continues) whoa, she's online. (reading im)
newbury ave?where the rich people live? at least it ain't a scam.oh! big, what the hell? oh! (excited)oh yeah, oh yeah. (scared)a pic? (panicking) (snoring) (crosby)you may not like this. you probably think this istaking the easy way out, too.
but, in desperate measures... (camera noise) (crosby)the next day, i was hanging out with jas he was doing his laundry. ugh, man was last nighta long night. dude, long?listen to my voice. i sound hoarse. we went out last night. had a blast.
and i think ipassed out, too. not to mention,i have a hangover the size of my jimmyright now. overall, best night ever. did you forget the fact that you also threw upon me last night? cool wasn't it? you gotta relax, man.didn't i apologize for that? come on, it will neverhappen again, all right?
i need to grab some bleach,also gotta call my job. mind watching the clothes? alright. (phone ringing) hello. morning.it's cynthia. you asked me to call you aroundnine today, remember? (clears throat)of course. how you doing?
good justenjoying the day. yeah, it's beautiful out there.not as beautiful as you though. (chuckling)cute. hey, i can't talk long.what are you doing next friday? next friday? yeah, as in your plans? absolutely nothing.what's up? well, i got thesespecial reservations at this restaurant downtown:merengues.
do you wanna go? out? with you? sure!why not? cool.let's meet at the plaza. 7 p.m. next fridaysound good? okay. sounds like a plan. all right,i'll talk to you later. okay, yup...bye. (suspenseful music)
i can't believe how gawt damnexpensive this bleach is. damn near breaking my pockets. what's up with you? nothing, man. hey, j? yeah, what's up? we've always been openand honest towards one another, correct? yeah, we always beenreal with one another.
how would you feel if i toldyou i took a picture of you passed out and gave it to thisgirl i'm talking to online to have a chance at dating herfor a class project? what was i wearing? a wife beater anda pair of shorts. how did my face look? how'd your what? (mockingly)how'd my face look? like a sexy, masculinegreek god or something?
okay, what? you looked like yourself,all right? i hope you're not mad at me. mad, naw.we cool, bro. why would i be mad, bro? i mean, i do think youtook the easy way out, but that's just my opinion. so, how does shorty look anyway? like this.
eh. eh. what does eh, mean? eh, means that she's cute,but she's not a perfect ten. (sigh)you're impossible you know that? naw, really? seriously, are you goingto help me out or what? if i don't passmy philosophy class, i'm going to losemy full scholarship and get kicked out of schoolall at the same time.
seems like a personal problem,doesn't it? (chucking) you need to relax, man. look, pretending to be you bro, sounds like an awfullot of work. you remember the time i waitedfor you in the car while you tried to havesex with three different girls in the same building? haha, yeah..
almost pulled that one off, too. yeah. remember when they werechasing you down the street with meat cleaversand stun guns in hand thinking that you sleptwith one of their sisters? not cool. but yeah, what's your point? who do you think was therewaiting to pick you up while those girls tried to tearout a new a**hole in you?
it was you. i had your back when youwanted to do something wild. now i need your backto get out this wild situation. (sucking teeth? what do i gotta do? my friend... (maniacally)this is our gameplan. (crosby)j and i arrived at the plaza 10 minutes beforecynthia was to arrive.
i felt pretty good about ourgameplan for the evening. so, why are we doing hereagain waiting for shorty? i don't have a car, remember? makes sense. now, you remember your roleand what you're supposed to do? crosby, i have this thing downto a science. trust me. what she do again? she's an assistantat rubenstein and partners
in the downtown district. need i repeatanything else for you? you gotta chill out, man.i'm just being me. which is what we can'thave here, j. look this isn't one of yourthree to four girl hookups, man. cynthia is not like every othergirl you see once and bang out in the streets.from me talking with her, she's a very nice sweet girl wholikes the simple things in life, like getting roses or holdingher hand on the first date.
now, i can't tell you what tosay to her word-for-word, just don't do anything to suggest youwant to sleep with her, because i know you j. i know you justas well as you know me. just act like a gentleman, bemore like me not like you. and everything will fall intoplace once you do that. let me get this straight. you're telling me i have to actlike a gentleman towards her? uh, yeah, like what any othersincere guy would do? crosby, this is not 1992.
you sure to hellain't no r. kelly. neither are you! "mr. lover man." shabbah! don't ever do that again. i know, but back to business. now, i'll be in the backgroundlistening to every word with this littledevice right here. (chuckling)what the hell is that?
it's a toy bionic ear. didn't have enough timeto find a real thing online so, i sorta had to buy this one. however, it's used to spy onterrorists and drug dealers. but tonight however,it'll be used to spy. on. you. did i ever tell you howcomfortable i feel right now? whatever. hey. hey is that? ♪ (quick hip hop beat plays)♪
check check checkcardiac it's all good,she'll fight ya ♪ they say that i lostmy damn mind ♪ ♪ yeah boy, man, you lostyour damn mind ♪ ♪ it's all good girl,you gonna get yours ♪ ♪ i'm gonna get mine,so lose your damn mind ♪ dog, i don't see nothingspecial about her. ♪ it's all good, girl,you gonna get yours ♪ ♪ i'm gonna get mine,so lose your damn mind ♪♪
what are you still doing here? i'm waiting for... oh yeah.. get out of here. crosby, right? the one and only. how are you? did you justhave someone with you? naw, that was justsome guy who came up asking forsome directions.
i'm good though, not as goodor as fine as you though. you're so sweet. so, ready to go? ready when you are. right this way. (crosby)after j threw me to the side, i followed them tothe restaurant as they were entering in. j knew what he had to do.and so did i.
(bartender)how you doing tonight? good and yourself? good, how can i help you? what do you want? whatever you feel like? give her a shirley templeand can i grab a beer, please? you sure can. so, you actually camped out ina blizzard at 14 years old just so you could geta scout's badge?
i bet your momwas proud. yeah, let me tell ya.momma ain't raise no mice, she raised men, girl.remember that. i'm so glad we got up tonight. i'm not really an online dater,so meeting someone like you is just...a breathof fresh air, i must say. your table's ready. thank you. you have a good night.
thank you, you too. (latin music playing) oh, hold up, let me grab yourseat for you. wow, somebody left you roses? wonder who could've did that?guys a gentleman. (grunting) scoot you in. good? so you had mentionedsomething about being
a breath of fresh air? why'd you say that? well, you know, you just gettired of meeting people who say they're 'this' whenthey're actually 'that'. it's just nice meeting someonelike you for a change. someone with a goodhead on their shoulders. well, i'm gladthis beautiful head is on this chisled body then. at least you looklike your picture.
can you believe that peoplesend in pics of their friends trying to pass it off as them?how pathetic is that? yeah, it's real pathetic. who does that, right? so, crosby, what kind of girlsare you into? (chuckling)oh you know, i'm into the... smart, sweet, kind of girlswith skin like yours, lips like yours, and a boot... beautiful smile,just like yours.
those are the typeof girls i'm into. someone like you. you got a ticket, bub? let me check my pockets here.they should be right... (crosby)needless to say, i didn't forseethis coming. (crosby)j never came home after that night. the next day,i waited outside for
him when he finallyshowed up. what's good, c baby? last night, definitely popping. oh. i hope you i-m'dcynthia like i told you to, man. she was waiting on that. right now, i'm about to headupstairs and get some rest, man. partied all night,had fun all day... definitely need my energy if i'm going to do it all over
again tonight, man, alright? holla at me. what the hell? what was that comment you madeabout cynthia's beauty? oh excuse me, her "booty"? c, you gotta admit, man.that girl gotta dunk on her. i mean for someonewho wears glasses, you sure are blind as hell! push come to shove,i gotta be honest, aiight
i would hit that blindly.keyword being...blindly. listen man, overall, goodnight, had a lot of fun. nice girl, wouldn't do it again,don't plan on doing it again absolutely not doing it again.all right? holla at me. that's where you're wrong. come again? you and her aregoing out again. stop playing. i'm not playing, j.
see when you weredoing your thing in there, i got my a** handed to meby some fat a** security guard, who threw me out on the street! why didn't you defend yourself? i did. you didn't do shit! (angrily)what difference does it make?! (curiously)what difference does it make? difference that it makesis you got your a** handed
to you by a "humpty-dumpty"security guard. no! the onlydifference is i lost out on a whole dealof information and i need moreto complete this thing! crosby, you arereally killing my perfect 10 status right here. can't you do it yourself? just one more date, man.i need to see more of her interactions towards you.
i'll set the whole thing up. there will be no issues,no problems. please? everytime. (crosby)a few nights later, i got my answer from jand it appeared right at cynthia's doorstep,so to speak. (cynthia)hey, how are you? i'm good, i'm good, and you?
good. wanna come in? sure. i'm so happy to see you. likewise. you know, the thought of me notseeing you kind drove me crazy. aww, that's so sweet. nice painting.this you? yeah, actually they're frommy senior year in college. i used to paint my feelingsback then.
you know, happy, sad,in love, heartbreak. stuff like that. i see, i see. so, why don't you take a seat?i'll be ready in just a minute. ♪ (soft piano music)♪ crosby. ♪ (music continues) ♪ how do i look? good.
do i look cute? you look damn fine, girl. you okay? yeah, i'm fine, you know... i just got this charlie horse,it's been bothering me. want me to rub it for you? nah, it's alright. shh. it'll only take a second. i guess i woke someone up.
guess you did. damn. (whispering)turn around. huh? turn around. you like that? mmm...do what you do girl. do what you do. (crosby)remember, j...
be more like me, not like you,you understand? (yelling)hey! do you understandme. jackwagon?! what's wrong? oh, nothing...you ready to go? (crosby)cynthia and j arrived at the bowling alleya little past the arrival time that i set for j. that's when things gotreally interesting.
hey shaniqua,what's up girl? i put my picture upon loverspace. yo there's madcuties on there. there's this one dude,oh, got light skin he has freckles girl,oh my god! mmhm.wait a minute, hold on. he's coming through the doorright now with some skank. i don't know who she is. i don't know.hold on, hold on,
let me call you back.all right, bye. hey, how i may help you? hey, how are you today? good, how you doing? hi, how are you? hi. can i get a size 13 and... 8, please? okay.
here you go. you actually lookquite familiar. you know, i'm around.here and there. i'm sorry, i asked for an8, you gave me a 10. it's okay, it's all wehave left, hun. have a good one. you, too baby. shaniqua... girl, he in there bowling now.
he in there bowlingwith some skank. i don't know. and his cheap a** didn'tleave me no tip. well then, after this-- are you okay over there? look, if it's about earlier.i'm sorry for what i did, okay? i should've respectedyour space better. don't even worry about it. we're here now,
let's just have a good time,alright? do you find me attractive,crosby? do you find me attractive? of course i do.you're a dime out of a million. aww. (crosby)the night's gameplan was to see how attractedcynthia would be toward j after the first date. cynthia seemed totake a liking to him.
i needed to get inclose to see how attracted she was to him really. so i did, as you can seeright here. (mouthing words) (muttering) (bowling alley noises) (crosby)cynthia seems to be having fun with j. but for some reason,
i just couldn't takemy eyes off of her. it was like, every time that i saw her bowl, it was like everythingwent in slow motion. nothing even mattered. hey man, your buttis in my lane. hey, keep your shirt on!i'm trying to do some-- (moaning) (indiscernable speaking)
that must have really hurt. does this happen everytime you come here? to be honest, i don't reallycome here like that. you ready toget up out of here? yeah, let's go. oh, my testes. you got to stopspoiling me, crosby. a girl can only take so much. a girl as beautiful as you makeit seems so simple.
hey, um, here's somethingi need to tell you, and i feel like i shouldtell you now. before it's too late. you got like fourkids, don't you? what if they were five? what? i'm just kidding, crosby.you know i don't have any kids. but seriously... do you remember howyou said you felt this
connection with mewhen we spoke online? yeah? i feel it, too. (clears throat) yeah, i'm good.continue. i just want to tell you that you're unlike anyonei've ever met before. and it's truly beyondrefreshing for me. i'm not saying "i love you"or anything like that
but i do love being around you. and i feel like we canbe something more. if you know what i mean. (coughing) are you okay? i'm good. we can stop at the drug storeand get something? i'm good, i'm good. i'm sorry, i didn't mean tomake you uncomfortable.
it's fine. hey, how about we gograb some dessert? i'll even let youpick the location. that sounds great. (crosby)the next morning, i actually woke up earlyfor school for a change. can you believe that? however, it was in aconsiderable amount of pain, as you see right here.
soon as i walk out of my room,i see j in a wig and... i don't even knowwhat the hell that is on the floor right there. (groggily)morning dude. what time you got in last night? like two hours ago. your date with cynthialasted after 1 a. m. i know, i talked to herlast night afterwards. where were you?
he was with mesmart brother. and these beautiful ladies. well actually... he was with the ladies,i kind of just chilled. (softly)i'm not even gonna ask. well, rest up.i'll have to brief you on everything laterat the gym, alright? coolio, toolio. crosby...
i got a question for you: how does it feel to getkneed in the nuts? (chuckling) (groans) (crosby)meanwhile at school, i was finishing up somenotes from class until... nice work, crosby. on time andflourishing, too. i like that!
uhm... crosby, the other night,you didn't see me, oh... at a club having a good timeor anything, did you? no, you didn't. yeah, but-- were you evenat the club that night? exactly. uhm you realize that there's about a month left tilyour presentation, right?
a month from now? (crosby)time was running out, and running out quick. i needed more data tocomplete this project. (crosby)hi. (female student)hi. you dropped this. oh, my notes.thank you so much. yeah, i'm crosby.
justine. nice to meet you. everything okay? yeah, well, you know,look at the time. you know what,i've gotta get going. (softly)bye. (crosby)what just happened there? things becameeven more perpelexing when i wason my way to the gym
and i saw her walk by me,not even noticing me. ♪ hold upi'll say it ♪ ♪ how are you?huh, girl? ♪ ♪ yeah, she is myaddiction in the flesh ♪ ♪ so, i'm honest ♪ ♪ you're my favorite drug ♪ ♪ so i'm a slave tothe narcotics ♪ ♪ a lot in commonbreathing get deeper ♪ i'm still on it
♪ i could see you rollin with megirl you're my fantasy ♪ ♪ you cut me open likeno other (no other) ♪ ♪ there's notanother (another) ♪ ♪ girl like you ♪♪ (crosby)as she walked away there was onlyone thing i could say: i only wish... (crosby)i finally met j and the rest of thefellas at high speed defense
a gym j recommendedme to join to help with my self-confidence and health. and, in his words,help me be more of a man. so she's feeling me? yeah man, she's feeling yourmind and my body. honestly, c, i can't even gothrough with this no more. i don't even feelcomfortable around her. why not? she's a girl.you like girls don't you? you're swinging from the otherside of the fence, aren't you?
ooooo... it's not even that, man. she's too fragile,like real delicate. i bet if shefound out about this, she'll break faster thana porcelain doll. besides, she's looking for loveand i ain't with that. amen, brother. shut up, drake. you don't even knowwhat he's talking about.
all i need to know is, he'sgetting chicks and you ain't. why don't you go to one ofyour dork book clubs pick up somebodyyour own speed? that's it. come on.i'm taking you down-- man, put your hands downbefore you get yourself hurt. i'll muay thai kickyour head in, let's go! crosby, let's go.you and me, let's train. muay thai kick his head in. better you than me.
better than all of us. yea, see you guys later...if i'm, if i'm lucky. so, what's up, j? we haven't been to the club or fatal four way'dany chicks in a minute? what's going on? honestly, bro. i'm just trying to chill outfor a little, you know? tell me this isn't because ofthe four eyed internet chick?
nah bro. that's overand done with. i'm just tryingto take a break. you know,from the shorties. i feel you, j. i was exactly inyour shoes not too long ago. i was three-way, four-way,five-waying girls everywhere. what made you change? i came across this shortywho was all about me. didn't matter if she lookedlike a model, didn't matter. your gonna come acrosssomeone some day
that doesn't look likea perfect ten but she sparks your interestand she's all about you. and you don't wantto let that go. me, i'm a one-woman man, j. unlike drake here,who's been skeezing shorties ever since veronica left. veronica didn't leave me,i left her. and i ain't neverbeen happier in my life. after she left with herkid for her ex?
yo, watch it darnell. now let me hollaat y'all for a minute. and i'm keeping it real. shorty just trying to have fun,i'm just getting my fun in with them, you feel me? i got five of the baddestlooking models from tonight's fashion show lined up forwhatever we want to do tonight. you down for another four-waybefore you hang in the jersey? tonight, man. just tonight.
alright, holla at ya boy. hang in there, crosby.you're killing him. yea, easy for you to-- (together)ooh. (j)crosby! (j)cros? cros? crosby... yo... oh, that's a wrap, dog.he's done. ring the bell. wanna hold the bag?
yeah, i got you. god, what'd you say beforeyou got knocked out? (giggling) very funny. by the way, last week, i sortof made a date with cynthia to take her outto the movies again. are you serious, man? could you please take her outagain? please? last time, man.last time.
thank you, man-- man, get off me.hugging people all half naked. especially a guy,what's wrong with you? sor-ry. i'm serious, too, man. this is the last timei'm taking her out. i love you, man. shut up! (theater man)don't go in there, honey.
oh, you stupid broad. (obnoxious laughter) oh my gosh,he's so obnoxious? tell me about it. i apologize cynthia. i could've pickeda better theater. it's okay, at leasti'm here with you. it makes everything better. i agree.
(theater man)oh, you're gonna die, honey. (theater man)hey, turn that phone off. i'm sorry, i thought it was off. i don't need your explanation, i just need you toturn that phone off or i'll turn it off for ya. trick.(laughing) can you believe this guy? no, i can't.
hey, what's your issue? she apologized abouther phone ringing, but the way you talkedto her was way out of line. i think you owe her an apology. oh yeah?and what if i don't? who's gonna make me?(laughing) (laughing continues) i'm, i'm sorry, crosby. i-- i should've had my phone off.
i really didn't meanto instigate that guy. maybe i'm notgood enough for you. i completely understand if you don't everwant to talk to me again. cynthia, relax. the most important thing isthat you wasn't hurt today. besides, i've been hit a lotworse than that. are you sure? yeah, i'll manage.
♪ l-o-v-e love ♪ ♪ i just wanna be in love ♪ aren't you coming? not tonight. something actually came upand i gotta handle it. but im me later. but-- im me. (whispering)trust him, cynthia.
he's not like the others. (louder)he's no like the others. excuse me,sorry to bother you, but i figured i really gotto tell you you are a very, very beautiful woman. okay thank you. what happened here? oh, it's nothing. got into a situationwith an idiot down the street.
oh, okay, cool. i'm j though. oh, ap. nice to meet you. nice to meet you as well. hold up. was it somethingthat i said or..? um, no.just not interested. (silently)oh... well, i mean, do youwork in the area?
i do.why? i figured since itbeing night time i would hate to see youwalk by your lonesome. i was wondering if you'd mind ifi walked you back to your job? take your time. alright, let's go. (crosby)a couple hours later i heard from cynthia whathappened to her online. needless to say, i wasn't in avery good mood.
what's going on, man?what brings you out here? what is this i hear about youleaving my experiment on a dirty, filthy, stinkingtrain all by herself? huh?what ever happened to chivalry? what gives? first off, who's chivalry? anyway, crosby,you gotta understand. i met the mostbeautifulest girl ever. and i just knew the more timei spent with cynthia,
i'd be missing out on anopportunity of a lifetime. opportunity? yeah, opportunity? how's your head feel? fine, why? because you're sick! african swahili, batu,swine flu, african...sick! your selfish actions arejeopardizing this project. cros, you know ifyou was in my shoes,
you would dothe same thing, bro. i can't because my feet ain'tas big as yours, jackwagon! it's jacka**, dummy! (dialing) hey ap? hey, this is j from earlier. yeah, uhm, quick question... what are you doing this weekend? ♪(upbeat pop music) ♪
♪ i'm alivei've been waiting so long ♪ ♪ tell me why it takes so longto find my true happiness ♪ ♪ it's all in the way of loveyou don't have to be in love ♪ ♪ to let somebodyknow they're loved ♪ ♪ open your arms and give it upoh-oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ tonight i'm gonna live my lifewith nobody else in mind ♪ ♪ it's mine, it's minei'mma live it ♪ ♪ no more standing on the wall ♪ ♪ got my dancing shoeson tonight ♪
♪ when this worldis full of color-- ♪ ♪ are you enjoyingyourself? i am, i am. you sure? yes, i didn't realizeyou could be so spontaneous. well you know, i'm something like a present.everyday is a surprise (giggling)i know that's corny, right? i did have a serious questionto ask you.
why was it the first time we metyou acted so cold towards me? no, it's okay. the thing is i workedat this financial firm for about two yearsand the guy i was seeing at the time... gerald.i got him a job there. you know, along side with me. and everything was fine,everything was great. and then, i found out that he was actually marriedto another woman.
yeah. and he also had a child right? yeah. so, yeah. ever since then, i've just kindof closed my heart off to any other guy that'skind of come my way. until you. i gotta be honest with you, ap. these feelings, these emotions i've never experienced themin my whole life.
i can honestly saythat i'm feeling you. look, just do me a favor, okay? don't lie to me, that's all iask. just don't lie to me. never. because i'm kind offeeling you, too. come here. wanna go take a walk? yes, please. before you goto sleep on me?
yes. (playful laughter)oh my god, you're so crazy. i'm having fun, thank you. what a great afternoon. (crosby)it's been about a week since i talked to cynthia. out of the blue,she hit me up. (cynthia)hey crosby. how you been? i hope your eye is better.
(crosby)it is, thanks for asking. where you been lately; i haven't heardfrom you in a while. (cynthia)i know. i've just been preoccupiedwith some things lately. (crosby)like what? if you don't mind me asking? (crosby)what's going on cynthia? is something on your mind?
(cynthia)crosby, you have no idea what it's been like for meto finally talk to someone who looks and thinks like you. (crosby)i would like to get an idea if you allow me to. (cynthia)when my parents died two years ago, i felt so alone with myself. i felt as if i hadno one to turn to.
no friends or family to lean on,just me, myself and i. during that time,i must've dated countless jerks who would"promise me the world". and i'd always trust themevery time they said that. (crosby)what did these guys do to you? (cynthia)they beat me down emotionally and sometimes physicallyfor no reason. telling me i'm nothing when all i wanted fromthem was just love.
it's been so hard for me to trust and put my allinto someone, hoping they don't take my heartand stomp it on the floor. (crosby)so why did you take a chance on me? (cynthia)my dad always told me, "always take a chance at love before you lose itand never get it back. no matter howit may look or act,
don't ignore it. even if it doesn't fit the mold.just go for it and trust it." he told me i wouldn'tregret it in the end. and so far,i think he's right. maybe i should tell her. (cynthia)so when are we going out again? (nervous noises) (crosby)anytime you want. (cynthia)okay. is lunch next friday okay?
(crosby)yep, sounds good to me. see you next friday. (cynthia)i'm thinking about you. (crosby)you, too, cynthia. goodnight. oh, sh**! (in head)i did it again. now i have to find a way to getj on another date with cynthia, or else! for the life of me cros,i will never undestand.
why does your motheralways send pink stuff? doesn't your motherknow guys live here? like pink this,pink mittens! what am i supposed to sayto a shorty when she come in here and seepink freakin' oven mitts? you representthe essence of love. (mockingly)essence of love. anyway man, peep game.boy got some skill here. i could never understandhow you could cook so well.
i'm a jack of all trades, man.i keep my eyes and ears open. i learn from everyone. especially shorties thatknow how to cook. word to the wise. man: shorties love a man thatcan cook, straight up. i get that, i get that. hey j. what's up? what are your plansfor next friday?
well, i have plans to take ap... i swear if this has anything todo with cynthia, not doing it. told you i don't really feelcomfortable around her. can't do it, won't do it.might as well forget it. just one more date, man.one more piece of bona fide information to complete thisproject out with a bang. and you sir are going toprovide that bang. can't do it. told you, got a date with ap.
i think we're justgoing to have to cancel those plans,now don't we? i swear, if you wasn't wearingglasses right now, i'd punch your lights out. oh, come on, j. you was going to be with meon this thing to the end, man. to the end! you must have lost your mind. i don't get you, man.
what is this?what is it about this girl? you have every piece ofinformation known to man. like, why still go on with it?i don't understand. you like her, don't you? you like cynthia simpson. you like her-- (loudly)yes, j, yes. i like cynthia simpson.you happy now? let me tell you something.
no matter how hardi try or even look, i will never, everget with a girl who looks like cynthiain my own lifetime. guys like me, we don't get thebeautiful girl in the end, man. all we get is a heartbreakthat goes along with the effort of trying. crosby, i'm going to behonest with you, man. you need to tell her the truth. you and i both knowif we go through with this
it's gonna blow up in our face. on my word, j,nothing is going to happen. there's gonna be no bodyguards. no stupid kids.none of that. i'll make sure everything goesaccording to plan. and that's that. i hope so, man. cause anything happens,our friendship, it's no more. i'll reschedule with ap.
thanks, man.i appreciate it. (crosby)the gauntlet was thrown down. everything was on the lineand i couldn't mess this one up. after j and cynthia hadlunch at daryl's, they took to the streetsand checked out this parade that was happeningaround the way, filled with dancers,politicians, a marching band, even a beauty queenfor that matter. i'll admit, it was really funand made things less tense.
after the parade,i told j to take cynthia to this park i usedto go to when i was a kid. if this was going to be the endof everything, i couldn't picturea more perfect place to end it all than right here. well, here we are. don't mind gettinga little dirty, do you? not at all. i used to come herewhen i was a kid.
i can see why,it's beautiful. it puts me at peace when i needto think about stuff. so you had fun today? yeah, i had so much fun.thank you for bringing me. anytime. so, crosby...we need to talk. okayyy, talk about what? me and you. (j)what about me and you?
you've been with methrough so much, and you know, it's been a yearsince my parents passed away and i-i just,i really appreciate you being there for mewhen no one else was. i guess what i'm tryingto say is that, i admire and trust you so much.i trust everything about you. and so... i was wondering if you wantedto make this more official? official, how?
i was wonderingif we could go out? we are out.what are you talking about? the great outdoors,cars, people-- that's not what i mean. i mean, out out. out of state,out of country, like, i've never heard of a date likethat, but we could do that-- i mean, likeboyfriend-girlfriend. you mean likeboyfriend-girlfriend out?
yeah.(laughing) so, what do you say? what do i say? hugs? crosby, what are you doing? well, you know, i'm just-- it's really not what you'rethinking. it's really not-- uhm, i have to go to thebathroom. i know it's awkward. do you mind if i just excusemyself for like five minutes?
and don't move for a while,all right? you can't make funof me getting up, neither. i'll try not to. all right. don't move. where is he? (whispering angrily)he needs to f * *king hurry up. always fucking mad late. about ti--!
really? really? is that why youcancelled our date? and why is crosby here? you know, j was beingvery kind and thoughtful. i mean, honestly, i don't knowwhy he didn't even tell you, but we were juston our way out to a end of semester dinner.see it's sort of my tradition-- shut up, crosby. it's not what it look like,honestly, like...best friends.
best buds for life. is everything all right, crosby? (awkward giggling) why is she calling you,crosby? this is my date, crosby here. wow.no, this is crosby. and this is j, my ex-boyfriend. ap wait.(smacking) ap!
i can't believe you. i trusted you. cynthia! j. j. get off me, man. you happy, man? come on, man. dammit! (crosby)i lost everything.
everything that meantsomething to me. all because of my fear ofrejection from women. i thought about it for a while and i knew i had tomake things right. so i summed up the nerve to callj and talk to him. j. what you want, man? look, i've got something i gottaget off my chest real quick. say it.
i'm sorry for putting youthrough this whole situation. i should have listened to you and i should have been up frontwith cynthia from the jump. people make mistakes.lord knows i made a lot of them. but i believe, it's not whatyou do in the past that counts, it's what you do afterwardsthat counts the most. i need to make thingsright with you. with everyone.including myself. how do you expect to do that?
what if i told you i know a wayhow you can get ap back? that's a long shot, man. no, it's a sure fire bet. i'll i'm asking you to dois just trust me. trust you? after all this? you don't have to...but i want you to. because as mybest friend and brother. there's no one elsei trust more than you.
and plus, i need to makethings up with you. please. all right. ready to goget your girl back? all right, let's go. (crosby)the first step in operation: redemptionwas a complete success. now came step two:infiltration and assimilation. (knocking) (cynthia)coming.
hello? (crosby reading letter)hi cynthia, i know this isn't easy for you to read, but if you want to know thetruth about everything, come to kaprin park tomorrownight at 8 p.m. sharp. im me tonight if you're coming.please wear something nice. yours truly,the real crosby. (crosby)the first part of step two was complete.
now came the second part. ap. crosby,what are you doing here? you got a minute?i got some explaining to do. i broke everything down to ap, including the partswhere i set j up with cynthia and also got kneedin the nuts by a little girl. naturally, she wasn'tbuying any of this. and that's what happend.
i'm sorry for everything, ap. i genuinely, messed upa great thing you and j had and for that,i humbly apolgise to you. crosby, is this anotherone of your stupid games just to break someoneelse's heart? no games, no tricks. i just wanted to come outand genuinely apologize to you and give you this. what's that?
a special giftfrom a special friend. listen to it. (j on cd)hey ap, i can't even begin to explainhow horrible i feel knowing that i broke your heart. it's not even worth waking upin the morning i don't even try andget out of bed. it's like i have no meaning, nopurpose without you by my side. hopefully the words in thissong can let you know
how i truly feel. i miss you.i love you. ♪ just another day went bythe pain it hurts inside ♪ ♪ wishing that your lovewould find it's way home ♪ ♪ how do i live my lifeand you're not by my side ♪♪ whoa, j,what are you doing here? don't make me scream becauseyou know i will call the cops. ap, i just needfive minutes of your time. that's all i'm asking for,please?
look. you get five minutes. you know what,actually make it four. go. i know this whole circusof an event is crazy and i probably seemlike the ring leader and i'm part of it. honestly, i just need youto understand i was trying to helpa friend in need. i'm sure you'vebeen there before. before all this...
women didn't matter to me. and of course, you came into mylife and changed everything. i know what you've beenthrough. i'm not gerald or any other guy you dated. i'm lost without you. every morning i wake up,a piece of me dies knowing that i hurt you. i love you, ap. i'd do anythingto have you back.
can you please forgive me? you know, j, the thing is, ijust don't think i trust you and i can't handle thiswhole lifestyle that you-- (crosby)as the next day became a beautiful night, i knew that the moment of truthhad finally arrived. all right, man, you ready? are we talking stateof mind ready or piss my pants ready?
because they're too totallydifferent things. let me talk to him. bro, either one of two thingsare gonna happen. either she'll understandand forgive you or she'll kick youin the balls and laugh at you. the way i see it,you have nothing to lose. the doctor dropped you on yourhead when you was a baby, right? trust me, man.you got this. (sigh)it's almost time.
yeah, we about toget up out of here. remember crosby, you've gotthis, all right? you got this. (whispering)just be yourself, crosby. look at me, i felt like i hadall the confidence in the world to be myself. until i felt somethingheading my way, that is. (crosby)there she walked; beautiful and asgorgeous as ever. as she walked towards me,i just remembered her smile
the way she looked,the way she talked, her lips, her booty...oh, excuse me! her beauty. everything. this was my dream girl.this was my everything. it felt like a dream. until reality hit. are you crosby?the real one. i am, cynthia. you were at the bowling alleyand the restaurant, weren't you?
so, where's your friend at? he won't be joining us tonight. and, what's with the setup? i figured me and you could havea nice conversation outside, bring some closureto this situation. if you don't mind, would youplease join me for dinner? i didn't come here for a date. i came here because i wanted tofind out who you really were and what you had to say.
cynthia, what i have to say is, i'm terribly sorryfor what i done to you. sorry?oh yeah, you're real sorry. you had me falling for someonethat doesn't even exist, crosby. what hurt me the most wasthat i put my feelings out there trying to get intimate withyour friend and he rejected me. do you have any ideahow that made me feel? why would you do this?why'd you lie to me? cynthia
this whole thing startedbecause i was given a final class projectto find out what causes a female to beattracted to a male i was afraid you wouldn't likeme for how i looked, so i asked my best friend jto pose as me, to date you, and collect data onyour responses towards him. but in the midst of all this, i started catching some strongfeelings for you. strong feelings? for me?how can you fathom that, crosby?
you never took a punch for me,you never took me out, you never evenwalked with me. true, but we hadconversations before. online, even on the phone.it just never came to this. and to top it all off,i was a guinea pig to you, a lab rat for astupid experiment. how could you be so cruel? did it ever setin your mind to say stop before this getsout of control?
honestly, i was justso caught up in all this. i mean, i was just satisfiedwith talking with you online and watching you havethe time of your life. i don't undestand.i mean, how-- would you justplease listen to me? from the moment i saw youon loverspace.com, i became addicted to you. i would just stareat your picture, everyday wanting,hoping, praying
one day i could be with a womanwho looks like just you. but let's face it,if none of this ever happened and we were at a store, the minute i wouldeven approach you, i wouldn't even get yournumber, wouldn't i? women like you,with your high standards, always complain about nothaving a real man who could love you genuinely. at this moment,you have that opportunity,
and it's standingright here in front of you. but you're just going to belike the rest of them. you're gonna complain,you're gonna miss out, and you'll never know what it'slike to be with a real man who will do whatever it takesjust to capture your heart. i guess what i'm tryingto say here is... can we just please start over?fresh. anew. i'm sorry for what i did to you.i gave you false hope. please, let me makeit up to you.
hi, my name is crosby tylor. you know what, i really didn'tforsee this one coming. what's the matter with you,are you crazy? i never want tosee you again, ever. cynthia, hold up! you. cynthia, calm down. you broughther here, too? cynthia, just hold up.okay, look. i'm sorry.
believe me, i know whatyou're going through. i've been hurtby this whole thing, too. now, i don't know the historybetween you and crosby, but i do know that j wasjust trying to help his friend. now, what you gave crosby, yeah,he deserved every part of that. but if you reallythink about it, it could've been a lot worse. i mean, they weren'treally trying to hurt you. it's just crosbywasn't honest with you.
but from the looks of things,i think he will be from now on. you're right.it could've been a lot worse. i'm sorry everyone. (crosby)and that my friends, is what causes a femaleto be attracted to a male now, through my experiencesworking on this project, i've come to find that thereare many perspectives that can certainly relate to finding an attractionbetween males and females
or vice versa,philosphically speaking. but if i had to choose oneperspective that could sum this all up in a nutshell, i would choose socrates, in which, by use of hispatented socratic method, if socrates ever askedme the question: what attracts a female to a male from differentphiliosophical perspectives? i would simply reply,
"wouldn't your ownperspective alone attract a female to a male?" i remember giving thatpresentation in class that day and seeing ms. lyman applaud mefor what she said was a well thought out presentation.she even whispered a plus to me. fancy that.i passed philosophy. and my scholarship was safe.for now at least. still... all i kept thinkingabout was cynthia and how i broke her trust.
i felt like the cheapest personin the world. i felt like i didn't evendeserve the grade i was given. yeah, it's been oneheck of a ride. however, there was just oneunexpected turn left. cynthia. you're not gonna hit me again,are you'? hi, i'm cynthia simpson. pleasure to...meet you. about the other night--
what are you doingright now? nothing why? wanna hang out? with you?sure. why not? (crosby)attraction: the action or power of evokinginterest, pleasure or liking i never thought a guy like me could ever be attractedto a girl like her. honestly, i'm gladthat i was wrong.
and now, i'm gladthat i'm happy. finally. woohoo! ♪ (upbeat urban music playing) ♪
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