"i have come from india." "i have brought a crazy heart." "i need a little peace." "i need the love of world." "there are dreams in my eyes." "i fly in this wind." "with joys strewn in my path." "let me take them into my arms." "i need a lot of women in life."
"i need the love of the world." "these views are so beautiful." "this fair of fairies is beautiful." "someone should make me hers." "i feel lonely." "i need a lover with great love." "i miss my nation." "i am related to that land." "i sometimes get a whiff ofits fragrance in a foreign land."
"i need an engagement every moment." hello, my favourite friend of india. oh, my favourite uncleof pakistan. greetings. greetings. my offerings. i was about to give themto you before leaving. stay happy, jimmy. may god grant you allthe happiness of the world. may all your dreams come true. well done.
god, today is my firstday of driving a taxi. bless it that itstyre is never punctured. it should work in the rain. the meter should workat double speed. this car should consume less petrolwhile providing better average. its yellow colourshould never turn black.. ..because i don't liketo drive a black taxi. and good and kind heartedpeople should ride in it. oh god, i am requestingyou for the last time..
..standing here at times square.change my time. i have been going roundand round since many days. settle it today.thank you my god. hail. hail the great coconut. why isn't it breaking? this is bad. mango, why are youtalking about bad things? oh my xerox khan,i mean shah rukh khan. this coconut isn't breaking. if it doesn't break,my destiny will be ruined, friend.
hey, mango. don't talkabout running your destiny. why will your destiny be ruined? and this coconut will surelybreak if you hit it real hard. hey mango, come on give me.give it to me. - yes, yes. break it.- now look. it broke, right? great friend. you have broken it. mango, such small thingshappen in big countries. strange, friend. shalli tell you one thing?
when you stammer andcopy shah rukh khan.. ..you look great. why don't you stop this taxibusiness, and begin acting? forget all that, friend. mother has sentsweets made of butter. my goodness. sweets made of butter.- take this. listen, this doesn't havejust real butter. - what? it's got mother's love too. you eat too.
where do you want to go sir?- time square main. okay, sir. good place.- i'm in a hurry right now.. shut up and keep on driving right. "i want to love you." "say you love me too." "no, i know you can't be there." "my darling heart you will be there." "this is all."
"you love me too." jimmy. jimmy. get out quickly. you're taking so much time, friend. mango control, friend. control. i'm not able to control. jimmy, what are you doing inside? are you writing a letter or a novel? if it were punjab,i would've gone out, into the farms. this is america.i can't even go elsewhere.
even a lot of girlsare running outside. "my motherland reaps gold." "it reaps diamonds and pearls." "my motherland." hurry up and get out. if you don't get out, i won't helpyou in your immigration. understand? jimmy. come out quickly, friend. my condition is severe.get out quickly. stop laughing.my condition is worsening..
..and you're laughing? i would've killed youif it wasn't your birthday today. understand? listen, happy birthday.- thanks friend. hey, mango. mango. mango.hurry up. mango, mango. hurry up. what is it? what?- there is no water inside. mango, mango, wherehave you brought me? fast. fast. well done.come on, jimmy. come, come, come.
can you see the view?this is the real new york. i am going. - where are you going?come friend. - no mango.. why are you blushing?one minute. one minute. let her pass, friend.do you see the babies? i will spray this on you. take this. what are you doing? i will get fresh, too.come. i will show you heaven. come on. come on, baby.yes. come on. do this here. do this here.
mango, let's go elsewhere. come on, jimmy friend.i've brought you here. and you're pushing me? strange.enjoy friend. why are you staring there?look there. see her eyes. the one who is servingon his right.. do you know her?- know here? she was with me the entirenight last week. - with you? why don't you believe it?wait dear. wait.
suzie. suzie darling.come here please. she will come now and tell me.. ..where were you for somany days? where were you? my sweet heart,i have missed you so much. give me a kiss. a kiss. here is your kiss. no, friend. you are a great boaster. she is very angry.i didn't celebrate her last birthday. i'll come in a minute.
hey, boy. do you want some company? can we have a drink with you? yeah! here, want to sip? can you tell mewhere the manager is? oh sure. there he is. wow! hi.- hi. - thank you for seeing me. i know that you're really busy.- yes.
jazz and latino are all up my yard.- so? look, i heard you'rerecruiting singers.. ..for your time club.so i thought that i.. - listen baby. i don't care at all foryour voice. all right. - okay. but a beautiful body like yourscould work here and be very happy. actually you can make me happy too. listen you piece of shit..- four hundred? four hundred dollars for what?i'd only ordered for soft drinks. no, you have to pay.- i want the manager.
call the manager. hey, keep your voice down boy. this is a respectable place, okay. no, no, sir. there has clearlybeen a mistake on this bill. a bacardi, a blue label.i didn't even order them. what? - those two girls did.and i don't even know them. why have i beenbilled for their drinks? listen boy, you pay foreverything served at your table. is that clear? follow the rules,boy. this is not india.
racist. if i don't pay?- then i have to call the cops. yes, why don't you call the cops? i'm sure they'd like toknow what's going on here. yes, call the police. let them decide who'sright and who's wrong. are you sure you want the cops here? do you have a phone? yes, i have.
take it. do you want me tocall the cops for you? all right. you'veboth made your point. let's forget about it and get out. shall we? wait. and i don't want to seeyour stupid face here again. don't tell mewhere i can show my face or not. i will show my face at anyplace at any time i want to.
don't push your luck. come on. there is couple coming. catch them.- let's go. go. go. go. jeez. that was crazy. - thanks forsaving my life. - anytime. by the way, i'm sally tower.- i'm jimmy. nice to meet you, jimmy. my friend mango boughtme here for my birthday. it's your birthday.- yes.
suzie darling, this is $100. tell my friend that you know me.- okay. this is the question ofmy honour. jimmy. jimmy. brother, have youseen my dear friend.. ..jimmy, who was sitting here.- he is your friend. of course.he is the star of my eyes. ladies and gentlemenwe would like to wish.. ..our guest jimmy avery happy birthday. "happy birthday to you."
"happy birthday dear jimmy." thank you. thank you. make a wish. thank you very much sally. no one has ever celebratedmy birthday like this before. not even your girlfriend? no. hey, you know hindi? a little. how?
i watch bollywood filmsall the time. i love them. their musicals, their singing,their dancing. "i saw you and knew, my darling." "love is.."- shurukh khan. not shurukh khan.it's shah rukh khan. that's what i meant.- i love him. i'm a great fan of his.i watch all his movies. there's his movieplaying around the corner. want to see it?
now? after we eat this birthday cake.- okay. "these fair cheeks." "these sharp eyes." thanks sally. i had a nice time.- so did i. bye.- bye. jimmy, we will meet again.- yes, certainly. this is my card. you're a taxi driver?
now i can start savingmoney on my cab rides. i am just kidding. but jaswinder?- that's my indian name. jimmy is for america. whether jimmy or jaswinder,it's so cute. whatever you like.- okay. - bye. - bye. so cute. you've come, jimmy. you've come. just wait.
where did you goleaving me trapped there? mango. what happened to you? ask me, what has not happened.- tell me. what did you eatthere for a bill of $400? you went awaywithout paying the bill. and they beat my blackeye to dark black eye. and i was in a bad condition. no, mango, no.you cannot be in a bad condition. because nothing bad canhappen to any of my friends.
why? mango whoever hadgiven you this black eye.. ..will be the one facing bad luck. and seeing your black eye i can.. ..only remember only one song, mango.- which one? "these black, black eyes." "these cheeks like mango." "these black cap on your head." "you are in a bad condition."
friend, tell me. you seemto be in a very good mood. what happened to you? sally. - sister-in-law.whose sister-in-law? not sister-in-law, mango.that american girl, sally. the one who saved me at the club.took me out. fed me. and even dropped me by the taxi. so, she is a taxi driver. no, mango. she is an amazing girl. friend, by your expressionit seems..
..you have somethinggoing on with that girl. mango, you have a one-track mind. you start with an affairas soon as you get a girl. she can also be a good friend.- good friend! i have the position of thegood friend in your life. how can she be your good friend? you are jealous.- of course, friend. then be jealous.- wait, naughty boy. hello.
hi, jimmy. how are you?this is sally. sally. yes, i was hoping that youcould pick me after work. yes, yes, certainly.- okay. all right. then i will see you at 11:00pm.take rest and don't forget. oh come on, take that thing off. come on. take that thing of,i said. come on. come on. come on.take that dress.. - hey. leave the lady alone, okay.
why is that witch your wife? hey, what's going on? i'll show you. respect women.- leave him. - leave me. you tried to dishonour a girl? let go! at least respect thegirls of your country. come outside. i'll teach youa lesson. trying to act smart. it was really nice of you tostand up for me like that.
that was my duty.- are you hurt? - no, no, i'm fine. by the way, you sing very nicely. if you don't mind,may i tell you one thing? - yes. no, no, thing.- no, speak. sally if you wearproper clothes and sing.. ..people will surelylisten to your song. okay. i mean, try exposing yourvoice and not your body. i mean, just try it once.
you are getting jealous. me? not at all. "i love you, darling.i swear on you." "this love is your gift to me." "try to understand these signals.." "..i have started becoming yours." "crazy about you." "do you know? sinceyou've come into my life.." "..my whole life has changed."
"i've never felt this way before." "i've never feltpure like this before." "it's just so beautiful." "so real." "my love is you." "you are my love." "love you." "i love you." jimmy. i've become a singer.- sally.
i've become a singer.- what happened? i have become a singer.- that's great. i have become a singer. do you know, just because of you?- congratulations. where are you going?- i have an appointment. these are my immigration papers.- immigration papers. yes. - look, you're late.the office hours are over. the officers have left.- can i go in? - you cannot go in. didn't you hear what he said?the officers are not inside.
the day after tomorrow?- yes. come at the right time the dayafter tomorrow. - all right. yes. "my heart is swaying.."- yes. i'll buy these, please.- okay, ma'am. "who has cast an evil eye on me?" sally, we've reached your club. thank you for the ride.- you're welcome. pick me up at 2:00am from the bar.- certainly. - good.
$10. take this.- what is this for? - the fare.pick me up at 2:00am from the bar.- certainly. - good. $10. take this.- what is this for? - the fare. no, no, no. i am off duty. you are off duty but not the taxi. no, no, i won't take it.- take it. - okay. wait a minute. just a minute. he is so cute. take this.- thank you. i love ice cream.- me too. - cheers.
"when i'm lookingdeep into your eyes." "i want to touch you, baby." "i want to feel yourbody next to mine." "i want to drive you crazy." "you and i alone under the sky." "the thought of it makes me high." "i'm in a state of ecstasy.." "..i can take it no more." "come and touch me."
"come into my arms." "come and touch me, baby." "don't make me wait like this." "out of control." "i'm out of control." "got a lot of fire in my soul." "burn me, baby." "tease me, tease me.make me lose control." "come on drive me crazy."
"there's so muchpassion i'll explore." "so give in to me, baby." "i am out of control." jimmy, what is wrong? i mean is it meor you are just gay? jeez.. sally, i like you a lot butin our place before marriage.. you won't understand. come on. i just have bad luck.- jaswinder singh bedi. sir. yes, sir.
yes, mr. bedi.i have seen your papers. and you visa is about to expire. if you want to stayin this country.. ..you will have to finda sponsor for a new visa. sir, is there anyother way, by which i can.. right now,i can only do this for you. oh god.. wait. wait. wait. wait.- what's wrong? jimmy. why are youstanding tense here?
mango, my problem of immigrationis not solved till now.jimmy. why are youstanding tense here? mango, my problem of immigrationis not solved till now. i don't know what to do. my xerox khan. don't you know mango singh hasa solution to every problem? friend, i will leaveall my work tomorrow.. ..and find a sponsor for you.- thanks, mango. if you say thank you theni will say mention not. mention not. what a fantastic..
hi, mango, jimmy here. i've beenwaiting for you since morning. where are you?and what about my work permit? any problem?- nothing. with grace of god,everything will be fine. jimmy.- mango. come on.i've brought lunch for you. mango, what happened? whatdid the immigration people say? first eat a little but of lunch.- mango, leave all this. first tell me, what happened?
jimmy. i tried a lot, friend. i trieda lot to find a sponsor for you. but i didn't find anyone. i'm sorry, friend. mango, tell meclearly what did they say? they have said that ifthe immigration people.. ..don't give you the work permit,your visa will get cancelled.. ..and you'll have toleave this country. within 30 days.
mango, i can't understandwhat to do. jimmy, sally. no.- why not? no, friend. she'll think.. ..i'm takingadvantage of our friendship. so what? she's your friend,isn't she? and anyway, you haveno other way left. is everything okay? yes, it's okay.
we're friends, right? - yes.- please tell me, what's wrong? my immigration.. i have a problem with my immigration. i've not found any sponsor.i'll have to leave the us. i'll do whatever i can.i promise. okay? i've got an idea. we can get married.- what? i now pronounce you man and wife. you may kiss your bride.
"they will take. they will take." "the lover will takethe american bride." everything is ready.- mango, what's all this? your luggage. henceforth,it'll be in sally's house. but why?- don't you know? after their wedding, the couplehas to live together here. these immigration peoplecan come for check any time. henceforth, consider sally to bea hanger while you're the shirt. don't be late. and just gohang yourself in her life.
hang? - nothing.just give him your blessings. you know. you're bad. god bless you.- shall we? bye. bye.- bye. best of luck.- bye. - best of luck. jimmy, the car of your lifehas started, friend. what is the matter? whyhave you stopped the car? well jimmy, as youexplained to me about..
..the real indian values and all.. well now we're married.is it okay if we do something? i think..- where will you escape now? this is my grandma.and these are my parents. and this is my mother in hawaii.- where is she now? far away. - this means she is..- no, she is still alive. i just grew up.i guess i'm not their baby anymore. don't be sad. i'm here. 'my first salary.'
'what's this? scars on your hand.' 'it is the salary of hard work.'- i am coming. i am coming. i'll be there in a while. traffic is so bad you know.it's taking so long. - yes. yes. excuse me. i'm not talking to you,all right. so just relax. "your love is just like your anger." greetings. the fair madam hasprepared indian food. not fair, silly. a village damsel.
sit. sally, all this.. so you don't like it?i made this with my own two hands. i made this myself. yummy. jimmy, the immigrationpeople are here. - tell me, wife. here you go.- thank you. - you're welcome. so how long have youknown your husband? oh gosh. it's beensix months now i guess.
how did you meet? at a night club.- night club? well, i was actuallygoing into this lounge.. ..where i wasauditioning for this singing part. when is your anniversary? august 24th. 24th august. okay. - see my ring. - that's great.- isn't that pretty? both their statementsare matching, right?
thank you. yes, we did it.- yes. problem solved. it worked! i love you. "cruel beloved,.." you never say it as much as i do. "..you are very heartless." of course i love you. okay, i love you.
gee. thanks. god. "..you're very heartless." i've married you, right? sally, now you're my wife. yes. i am your wife for the visa. oh my god! who told you? quiet please.. "he doesn't know thepain in my heart."
"he doesn't know.he doesn't know. he doesn't know." "cruel beloved,you're very heartless." - hello.. ..nanhi yes, speak. talk highly,i can't hear you. what? jimmy, what happened? you are looking worried. father's had a heart attack.- oh no. jimmy! jaswinder, he will be okay. sally, i'll have to go to india.
i understand. how are you jaswinder? jaswinder. jaswinder brother. oh my god. my jaswinder.he looks so nice. come son. oh, i will die. greetings mother.- live long, son. nanhi, how is father?- what has happened to me? hey america return, talk properly. may my enemies have bad health.
i'm a healthy jat.veer jatta singh bedi of the punjab. your father. but nanhi, you toldme on the phone that.. shut up.- you donkey, idiot. before you left for america,we'd got your sister engaged.. ..on the condition.. ..that you'd return fromamerica in six months.. ..and then we'd get her married. and you fool, you'vereturned after 18 months.
and that also i had madean excuse of my illness.. ..and made this prank call. else you wouldn't have come. look, your sister loves you so much. she was saying wouldn't getmarried till you returned. and you are such a brother .. ..who doesn't even careabout his sister's marriage. father..- shut up. go inside. you also go insideand do your work. go.
and neighbours,is he filmstar dharmendra.. ..that you have gatheredhere to see his arrival? go and do your work. go, go. prince, where are you going? i was going inside.. before going inside,go to the market and give your.. ..measures to the pinditailors for your coat. father, why do i need a coat? for my marriage.
father, at this age. for your marriage, idiot. my marriage? yes. nanhi will marry sameer. and we've finalised sameer's sisterricha's alliance for you what? they say their daughterwill come to the same house.. ..as daughter-in-law.. ..where they will gettheir daughter-in-law from.
but father, my marriagewithout asking me.. - shut up! are jatta singh's days so bad.. ..that he will takedecisions after asking you? i am jatta singh bedi of the punjab. the decision i make can't bechanged even by your father. understand? the idiot. mother. mother, what is all this? how could father fix mymarriage without asking me? after all even i have a life.
son, there's no usetalking about it. mother, i have notsettled in america till now. i have to achieve success.i have to move ahead. and he wants to chain me. son, what are chains to you isnot a chain but a relationship. and your sister isbound by that relationship. and don't talk to me about all this.go and talk to your father. mother, he won't listen to me. that's why i have come to you.
look son, i am not goingto listen to you at all. just think, son,if you refuse the marriage.. ..what will happen to your sister? everything is in your hands, son. do whatever you think is right.we have decided. what is the matter, brother? why do you seem so off today?- nothing. nanhi, i am sorry, your marriage.. ..was delayed because of me.
brother, whatever happens,happens for the best. and just think about yourgood luck that we both.. ..brother and sister aregoing to get married.. ..on the same dayand at the same place. what's the matter, brother?- nothing. i recognise every heartbeatof yours. and today one of yourheartbeats is missing. there is surely something. you are about to becomea good doctor.
you have to be a gooddaughter-in-law too. good luck.- same to you, brother. i won't dance.- come on. - you have to dance. no friends.. i don't want to dance. dance.. - i don't want to..- why? what are you gossiping about? father we are tellinghim to infuse colour.. ..into the function andhe doesn't even agree. why son? dance.today is the wedding day. father, why shouldi dance at my wedding?
son, if not at your wedding,dance for your sister's wedding. play it. play it. brothers. sir. hey brother. congratulations. how are you?- come, embrace me. "the pairs are made." "the palanquins are decorated." "today, that wait is over." "we are going ourpaths taking the girl."
"among a thousand pairs,this is the divine pair." "however much we praise,it is but less." "blooming faces haveflower garlands." "on every side thereare camps of happiness." "people are embracing each other." "bride why are you so sad?" "your father-in-law hasmade you his daughter." "my friend'sfriendship has shown this day." "i have fulfilled thepromise i had made."
"the friends are meeting slowly." "today, the wait is over." 'oh my god! sally? sally?' whose call is it, son? come let me switch it off.- father! hey, what are you doing? you are doing all thiseven after being so educated.. education doesn't meanforgetting his culture and norms. what is the matter?you look worried.
nothing. i can understand. you stillhave to settle down in america. and now you have to bearmy responsibility too. but don't worry at all. i won't be a burden on you,even after staying in america. i will stay with youin any condition. i just need your love. you must be feeling a little uneasy.. ..in this heavy jewelleryand clothes. go and change.
all right, i will take your leave,father. jaswinder, you are in idiotand you always do idiotic things. you have got married yesterday. and today you are leavingdaughter-in-law alone and leaving. can't you stay for a few more days? father, i came quickly,hearing about your illness. i couldn't even take leave. and i will go toamerica quickly and arrange.. ..for the visa and call richa too.
lajo, my son had talkedwisely for the first time. if it is like thatthen go. go happily. all right, father.- live long, son. live long. greetings.- come here, son. take care of yourself, son.- yes, mother. nanhi, why are you crying? as soon as you andsameer complete your mbbs.. ..i will call you two to america.- brother. sameer, my sister is very innocent.take care of her.
nanhi is my wife. and it ismy duty to take care of her. but friend, don't forget yourduty after reaching america. don't keep my sister here for long. she loves you a lot. hey jimmy. hi and welcome back.how are you? - hi, mango. how are you? okay?- fine. - come on. come on. how is father? why are you silent? you look sick, man. what happened to you?why this droopy face?
is father okay?- he is fine and healthy. his heart attack was adrama to get me married. what are you saying,friend? second marriage. but tell me, how did youget out of this confusion? i didn't get out.i have two wives now. two wives. you are so lucky, friend. i don't have one and you have two. mango, take me to sally. i have to tell her everything.
have you gone mad? insane? if you tell sally the truth.. ..they will kick youout of this country. i don't have any other way. there is a way. don't worry. mango has a solutionto every problem. sit inside.place the bag inside. let's go. i will tell you what to do. what have you gotyourself into by going there?
i was also thinkingwhy is my friend so depressed. you should have toldme before, friend. mango, what could i tell you? hey, jimmy. why are youpacing left and right? why don't you sit quietlyon the sofa? tension. tension. just tension.he has turned mad. jaswinder, it is beautiful. do i look like madhuri dixit? it makes me feel like singing anddancing around the tress with you.
i love you, honey. what's wrong?you're looking worried. is father okay? there was no problemwith father.. father is absolutely fine. actually the poor man istired after travelling. that's why he is worried. sally, do you want a sandwich?mango special. yes, i love mango special. then come, sister-in-law.
sally, i want to tellyou about richa. - richa.. richa. richa. rick. rick. rickshaw. he is talking about rickshaw.auto scooter. jimmy, come here.this mango special sandwich. half for you.- thank you. - half for you. - mango. don't open your mouth.only eat the sandwich. sandwich. sally, you two look so great.hey, never break her heart. bye.- bye, bye. - bye. "why can't you feelwhat i'm feeling?"
"my hurting heart is revealing.." "..the passion inside." thank you. you've beena wonderful audience. have a good night. i just finished my whole song and.. ..you have not eventouched your food. what happened? nothing. i'm fine. i know to cheer you up. let's go and see a newshah rukh khan movie.
sally, i'm not in the mood. you're not in the moodfor a shah rukh khan movie? something must beseriously wrong. there's something. i can understand. you still haveto get settled in america. and now you're responsiblefor me too. hey, are you dreaming.the tank is full. jimmy, my brother, my friend.get rid of this bad mood. it's commonplace toget married twice. even our god had two wives.
lord ganesha. lord balram.- mango! i'm no god. i'm an unfortunate man.and leave all these topics. i'm not in the mood to talk.- don't act. come, let's go andhave wine somewhere. - why? it's my birthday today, friend.- what? mango, you have.. happy birthday,mango. - thank you. happy birthday.- yes, yes. and we'll celebrateit with a treat. but i have to go to pick sally.
hey friend why are you worried? i have got asolution to every problem. we'll celebrate mybirthday at sally's club.. ..and avail a 50% discount. mango, you're too much.- don't decrease it. i am three much.it's my birthday today. that was a bad joke, wasn't it? this is enough. it's been so many dayssince that idiot has left.
but he has not even asked about us? daughter-in-law hadwritten so many letters to him. but he's not answeredeven a single letter. call him once again and see. i've called him many times. he has directed hishome to voice mail. now i will have to do something. mother of an idiot.bring all the documents of our lands. of our lands? - yes, bringthe documents of our lands.
the documents of our entire property.- all right. - yes. dear.- yes, father. - come here. look, dear. don'tworry at all. i'm here. jatta singh bedi is here. i will get rid of yourproblems in a jiffy. the fool. happy birthday to me. cheers. "i am a city cuckoo in la, usa."
"a boy from indiahad taken my sleep." "i've lost my sleep.i've lost my peace." "this is the first timei am in love." "it's a sweet torturethat takes away my senses." "you are charming, handsome man." "and i am your lady." "here, there." "here, there, everywhere." "here, there,everywhere. i find you everywhere."
"my heart beats faster.." "..when you look at me." "oh, my darling.oh, my sweetheart." "i don't want to live without you." "oh my love,the colour has deepened." "i feel like dancing with you." "you are english,i am from punjab." "what else do i say?" "i am a city cuckoo in la, usa.""
richa, dear.we have reached new york. father, why are they staring at us? dear, they are not staring at us. in fact they are looking at meappraisingly. - yes, so it is. these fair-skinnedpeople must not have seen.. ..such a personality before. bye. where is the taxi driver? greetings. welcome tonew york. greetings sister. have you arrived from punjab?do you want a taxi? sit. sit.
it's your own taxi. don't worry.have some fresh air. till then, i will load your luggage. daughter-in-law. i think this taxi driver is a crook. yes, father. i think so too. look into his eyes. they don't stay put at one place. and he is talking so sweetlyas if he's known us for years. father, i'm scared.
he thinks he will fooljatta singh bedi of the punjab. the idiot. daughter-in-law, makhan singh hadprepared a huge road map for me. sir, sit in the taxi.- yes, yes. we are sitting. else we will be caughtin the traffic. darn your traffic. go.- this is new york traffic sir. not punjab traffic. sit. sit. wait. let me keep my umbrella inside.- close the door.
i have closed it. let's go. "don't come behind me,following my footsteps." "my nose pin winks." sir, where are you going? talk in the english, taxi driver. sorry, sorry, sorry, sir.i said where do you want to go sir? yes, we are going toeast-west restaurant, brother. east west club. i want to go. that's right, sir.
driver, is your meterworking properly or not? see it with your own eyes, sir. i think, it is running too fast. no, maybe it is all right. ma'am. - yes. - just seeon your right. hudson bay. the great american sea. i studied this is geography, father. we know. i stay hereonly in the manhattan. and driver, talk less and drive more.
now take left.- left? but sir.. i told you to talkless and listen more. now take left and go straight.- okay going straight. now take right. okay, taking right. now take left.- taking left. now take right, no, no, no, no. left. creating utter confusion. now there'll be a signal there.
there is no signal. stop it sir. sir, i'll go mad.i'll go mad. hold on. hold on. what happened? sir, we've reachedthe limits of the city. where do you want to go? i know east west club.it's on the other side of the city. don't make me a fool. i have the map andi am following it properly.
world can go wrong. but makhanlal's map cannot go wrong. show me the map. show me.- take this. show me the map. show me the map. sir, east west club is onthe other side of the city. you were holdingthe map upside down. show me.- look. - give it here. richa.- yes. makhanlal's handwriting is very bad.
all right, turn around.- sir, stop it now. stop. stop it. now you'll stay quiet.i'll talk and i' drive as well. all right. drive on. and don't make me march bysaying left, right, left, right. i won't make you march. here is it, sir.- now we have reached east west club. we've reached east west club.come on, get down. we're getting down.we're getting down. let me take out my stick.
driver, come on, takeout the luggage. - why? what is the fare of your taxi?- $75. $75? hey, i was telling you thatyour meter is going very fast. my agent makhanlal had saidthat it would be a maximum of $25. don't try to cheat me. sir, if you had not eaten myhead by saying left right, left.. .. it would been 25and not 75, alright? and all this has happenedbecause of your upside-down map.
you.. - he is beating mewith the stick. - father. sorry. sorry, brother.- hold this. - yes. who knows from wherethese people come from? take $100.- i don't have change. if you don't have changethen go to the shop there.. ..and have it changed. sir, how can i tell you?this is not india. drivers are nottreated like servants here. go and get the change yourself.
no, father, no. sorry, brother. we'll go andget the change. come father. come. come.- bring it quickly. else i'll charge $10extra for waiting. what did you say? no, i was saying that i'll wait.- then wait. - yes. yes, yes, he'll wait. - i've seenmany sardars (from punjab). but this sardar is different. i can see no one here.
mr. flower. "what is my heart?you can even take my life." "just listen to me once." "listen to me once." is your name mr. flower? but think you'rea bouquet of flowers. what power! what manliness! what an attitude!do you know to dance bhangra? i am the jatta singhbedi of the punjab.
stay away from me. makhanlal has sent me here to you. makhanlal has sent you.tell me, how can i serve you? you're welcome to new york. will you work in my east west club? the one which isfamous all over the world? no, this is not my type of place.not at all. i have come here to look for my son. and this is my daughter-in-law,richa.
hi. - greetings, sister,brother. - you are so beautiful. you are so delicate.is this chiffon? yes.- you know i love indian chiffon. hey. - when i come to india,we'll go shopping together.. dharmendra puni. oh god! you know my father? or what? i am robbed.
we were close friends in patiala. and after that he left for canada.. ..with his wife and son phulchand. son or daughter? does your father knowwhat you are doing here? no, father, no.and he shouldn't get to know either. you have to swear by god.i'll do whatever you say. oh god, i am stammering. please. jawinder's telephone isalways on the message taking mode.
i don't know where to find him. he was staying with an indian friendtill last month. yes, in the last six months hehas written only one letter. i am always worryingwhere and how he is. why do you worry, dear?everything will be fine. okay. now tell me, where areyou going to stay here? we will find a small hotel. i have enough dollarsfor a few days stay. no, no, daddy, cool. you in a hotel?
the one who used toplay cricket with my papa? isn't it? where has it gone? yes. take this.- what is this? - take it. these are the keys to my guest house. you can stay thereas long as you like. thank you very much, dear. we are very much indebted to you. thank you.- father. but dear, will you stopyour swaying a little.
i feel dizzy. by the way. hello, hi, madonna. wait a minute. what's your son's friend's name? mango. mango singh. madonna, his name is.. hey mr. sardar. you'resitting here comfortably. and i am waiting upstairs like crazy. you are cheating apoor taxi driver of $75.
people like you havedefamed indians in this country. how did you dare?security. who are you? my name is mango singh. mango singh. mango! father. you idiot. naughty.stupid. just wait. - father. father, let him go. where were you? father, will you take my life?- i don't have any address.
i have no telephone number.- yes. who knows whether you'rechasing dollars or something else? have you forgotten your wife? wait.- run! - hurry up! sir, sir. listen to him once.- what should i listen to? father, i couldn't bringricha here before this. i have not yet settled. and i.. and sir, he doesn't even have ahouse. - he doesn't have a house. what should i do ifyou don't have a house? shall i bring you a housefrom patiala? wait. move aside.
you made me fall. - i will skin youalive. - he is just going on and on. father, father,father. when am i at home? during the day it is the petrol pump. and i drive the taxi all night long. how can i keep richaalone in such a big city? i was saying that don't be angry. we just wanted to surprise you.- this is no surprise. he is a liar.- father, please.. i couldn't tolerate her loneliness.
i have not brought her homeso that she stays at home.. ..sad and crying. - father, bloodpressure, father. sit. sit down. water. water. water. sir, the stick. have some water. the body is warm so it isnecessary for the water to be cold. oh god. father, you.. now it is time for you tocarry on responsibilities. from today you will staytogether like husband and wife.
the naughty one. father, i will need sometime to search for a new house. i have even arranged for that. you will stay here now. take this.- here? yes, i am the jattasingh bedi of the punjab. and my acquaintances are not less. it's just thati don't know george bush. else, i'd havearranged for you to stay..
..at the white houseinstead of this guest house. come son, give me a hug. sir, you've come late,but you're great. sally, you're late. right?- yes, please come in. i'll sing one song just for you.- not today sally. - please. give that rogue another punch.hit him. hit him. yes, one minute. coming. jaswinder has arrived. father didn't sleep till now?
how can i sleep, son?i alert all day long. and am awake like a bat at night now. greetings father.- live long. sit. sit down. you are sufferingfrom jet lag, father. jet lag! what is that?is this some new disease? no, no, no, after comingto america from india.. ..everyone suffers from thisbecause of the time difference. you will gethabituated to it in a few days. leave it.
i will just go and take a walk. when we're not sleepy in punjab.. ..we go for a long stroll. hey, give some attentionto your wife. she was waiting for youthe entire day. - father. sit, sit. i will just come. i was saying the foodis ready. you go eat. i have had my food. you eat.- but. - good night. honey, i have come.
it's about time. you're angry. what did you expect of me? i waited for almost an hour foryou in the middle of the night. forgive me.- where were you? mango fell ill,and i had to do his shift too. why didnt you call?- sally, my phone's battery was dead. forgive me.- as long as you promise.. ..no double shift in the future.
sure. father, the place we are goingthrough is a very lovely place. there are many tall buildings here. father, don't look up.you turban might fall off. - hey. oh god!- very good. very good. mango dear.- yes. you turned out to bea very good boy. a real indian.- father, even you proved to be good. god has different waysto make people meet.
"i am slapped.oh, i'm slapped. oh god." "come, come, behind the bungalow." mango.- yes. - why mango? your parents could have kepta good indian name. - yes. father, it's a very emotional story. why should i bore you with it? no, no, we want to hear it.richa tell him we want to hear. yes, yes. we want tohear it. we want to hear it. father, i had enteredamerica in an illegal way..
..packed in mango crates.- yes. when i came out,i smelt strongly of mangoes. the stench went away butthe name stuck, mango. thank god, that he didn'tgo to some arab country. oh i see.. - otherwise do youknow what his name would be? what? what? what?- mango shake. father, his laughteris very strange. he is also very strange. richa, why aren'tyou laughing? see that.
father, the buildingyou can see there. - yes. there were twovery buildings near it. but a mishap happenedand the entire world shook. how sad! along with americans we indianswere also very sad, father. the event of 11th september.i was very sorry. very sorry. richa dear.- yes, father. i enjoyed a lot touringthe entire day. - really. look, how strange things here are.
hey, where is mango and flower? father, there they are.- mango, come here. flower.- what happened flower? why are you jumping like monkey? father, i am feeling the urge.i have to go. - then go. excuse me.- flower. what is this? - father, will hego in his or hers? - forget it. why should we care?- come. i'm dead. i'm dead. i'lljust be back, darling. - yes.
what a relief! shall we leave? meena kumari, tragedy queen. why are you with along face since morning? no, just like this. i'msuffering from jet lag. i'm just a little tired.- all right. you're lying to me. don't forget that i'm a woman too. your husband doesn't love you,right? tell me the truth. tell me the truth. - no, it'snot like that. he's very good.
maybe i'm not worthy of him. since the time i'vecome here, i feel.. ..that i have committed abig mistake by coming here. i don't know, what to do. hello, dolly. the era ofbeing chaste and simple is gone. ash, sush. these girlsare now ruling the world. female power. female power.hold your husband properly. consider it a game. lay some plans. you've cried a lot, meena kumari.
become rambha, urvashi, menaka.- oh god. leave it.- and cut your hair. why did you cut your hair?- why? didn't you like it? why are wasting your time uselessly? you won't findanything here fit for you. i just wanted to see it.- if you want to see, then hurry up. i don't have time.- yes, but.. listen. look, how's this?- have you gone mad? and this?
this? - it's good. good.go and try it. - okay. hi honey.- jaswinder, where are you? new jersey, sweetheart.- so far. yet i feel you are so near. i'm still near you. absolutely close. you can't be far away from me. and i feel you are just in front.. oh my god! good pick. i was just startled by thisreally unfortunate looking man.
poor man! okay honey.i have to go now. bye, love you. all right. you work so hard.all right, love you too. bye. you? - come on. let's gooutside fast. - and this? stop this drama ofyours and let's go outside. oh my god! she has come again. i'm dead. what shouldi do now? not there. oh my god! i'm so sorry.- today i will try even this. "oh, my darling. oh, my sweetheart."
are you angry? - listen thisis not patiala but new york. every minute is valuable here. and because of you,i've wasted many hours today. since you've come to new york.. ..you've made life hell for me. my life has gonecompletely out of control. don't you even understand this? i have to explain everything to you. hey, sally. how're you, dear?- flower, good.
how're you?- very well, thank you. all right tell me.you're married right? i did, and you will never believe.- speak. he is indian.- oh god! - and i'm in love. what are you saying? no,this had to happen one day. give me a kiss. give me a kiss. i am very happy for you.- thank you. all right tell me.when will we meet him? very soon.- sure. - bye.
i have to go. bye, bye. bye, bye.- okay. i'll call you, bye.- okay sweetie. i'll stay with you no matter what. new york is so big andthere are no taxis available. everyone is standing here. yes, right. come father, our turn has come.- yes. come richa, sit down.- excuse me. excuse me, sir. i just moved out of theway just to grab my scarf.
i understand ma'am.but we were here first. and first come, first serve. yes, i understand.that's why i should be first. because i was here first. you don't have any respectfor elders. this kind of thing doesn'thappen in our punjab, understand. you are from punjab. yes, but i will still not partwith my taxi. come on, richa. father. she is speaking punjabi.
she is speaking punjabi. american girl is talking in punjabi. greetings, sir.- greetings. wonder of wonders. father. - bbc broadcasting,all india radio. how do you know punjabi? my husband is from punjab. i'm dead.- his little village is in patiala. patiala.- even we're from patiala. glad to meet you.- me too. me too.
what is name dear? then sally, what isyour husband's name? my husband's name..- hey, hey. what's the hurry,driver? haste makes waste. come on sally, dear.sit with our compliments. no, you first, father. no, no, no. you are thedaughter-in-law of patiala. you first. no. - get in the car,dude. - wait. come richa, sit.
greetings. - bye, bye.- she's in a hurry. - yes. nice to meet you.- nice to meet you too. - very nice. bye, bye.- thank you. thank you, sally. i love punjab. and i love new york. bye sally. she's a nice girl.- yes. but father.- yes. it's a strange co-incidence.. ..that her husbandis also from patiala.
yes, and when she was aboutto tell her husband's name.. ..this rogue driver tookoff with the car. - yes. hey man! you don't talk toa driver like that, man. this is new york.- okay, okay. shut up. oh god, father, his face isblack but his hands are fair. yes. yes, dear. this is knownas the mixed race. - yes. that means a mix of thefair and the dark skinned. no, father, it is not a mix.i think he has very bad disease. oh yes, that can be possible too.
look, richa, we'll stay awayfrom him. - yes. when we reach home,we'll throw the money on him. we won't give it in his hand.- yes. come father. get down first.- come, dear, come. get out first. yes. stay away from him.i'll throw the money on him. yes, father.- hey driver. how much?- $16, dude. here is $20.- no, no, no. no change. no change.
got rid of it.- father. father. how did the driver knowthat our house is here? we didn't tell him. dear, whether it ispatiala or new york.. ..jatta singh bedi is famousall over the world. come inside. oh my god!you scared me out to death. sally what happened?- your face. sally, the pollution of newyork city has increased so much. the carbon from all thecars comes onto my face.
it has become difficult for meto drive a car in new york. you know, jimmy, i met asardar from your village today. sardar? sally you will meetthousands of sardars in this city. really? sally, i want to tell you something.- what? khan uncle wants to send me to la.- why? he's bought a new petrol pump. and he needs my help to set it up.- how many days?
i will return in two- four weeks. "your moon-like face." "even the moon sees it, darling." "it hides blushing. i am tellingthe truth, i swear on you." "this moon is yours." "only you didn't understand,daring." "take me into your arms." "i have seen this since years." "the rays of yourbeauty have some magic."
"i have not understood it before." "now this heart is out of control." "i was yours even before." "i am yours even now." "i am the bride of your love." "i have been defeated by your love." "make me your own, my darling." "only for your sakei have come from this far." "i have brought thisheart full of desires."
"i will keep this heart in your path,my sweetheart." "your dream will become true." "i will make you mine." "my love will never diminish." i will call, sally. hello, sally. hello. - hi, sally. jimmy here.- hi. how are you? you all right?- yes, how are you? - i am fine. jimmy, when are you coming back? sally, i will need some more days.
well done, jimmy. listen.- yes. listen. - no, no, not now.later. not now. - one, one. all right, richa.i have forgotten one thing. that. what? listen, you haveforgotten one thing. - what? excuse me.- okay. here. press this button. okay.- this is shah rukh. - ready?
all right, you come. go.- no, no. not me. not like this. like this my madhuri. let's leave now. my second shift. jaswinder, i love it.- really. - it's so beautiful. i mean you always think of me.i missed you so much. now let's go and dancearound some trees together. listen. wake up.- let me sleep. hey.
hello. we were aboutto go shopping today. jimmy, are you okay? my stomach is upset. from where can i hearthe water flowing? it is raining, richa.- but it's very sunny here. that's new york weather for you. somewhere it rains,somewhere there is sunshine. all right, come soon.we have to go shopping today. i have to buy a gift for you.
jimmy, are you done? i'll just come.- all right richa. i'll meet you near baskinrobbins at 2:pm. okay, bye. double shift. come friend, jimmy. leave quickly. before.. sally. jimmy, you won't goanywhere till i don't allow you. sally, i have to go to work. at least till the evening,i am taking you birthday shopping.
sally.- no, no excuse will work. - but..at least till the evening,i am taking you birthday shopping. sally.- no, no excuse will work. - but.. yes, what a nice one it is. okay, here try that one. no, i don't like that one. this one looks cool. try that. try this. try that. no.- oh god!
cherry, what's there, over here?- okay. - okay. that's the one i like.- here. - thank you. - welcome. yes, try this one. sally, how many morewatches should i try on? i know but i wantto make it perfect. not even this. sally, i have to leave.can i please leave? please. okay, you go outside.i'll give you a surprise tonight. i'll get your surprise.go, wait outside. go.okay, you go outside.i'll give you a surprise tonight.
i'll get your surprise.go, wait outside. go. "my earring fell down." "my earring fell down inthe market in bareily." what's the time?- 2:00pm. - 2:00pm. oh yes, yes. 2:00pm. are you an indian?- no, i am japanese. japanese. armani.- you.. richa would be waiting for me there.
when will she come? this is my car.i have to go, you know. - move. honey, i got it.- sally, you were so late. i am sorry. i was taking..- hey sally. my darling. flower.- how are you? but where is my fairy?- i'm so good. how are you? absolutely all right.- sally you know him. yes, this is flower. we worked in the dance bar together.
flower, this is jaswinder,my husband. so this is thathandsome boy. hi, pretty boy. release my hand. naughty. sally, i'm getting late. oh flower, you still work in town.- oh yes. would you mindtaking him to work please? but of course darling.- thank you. come, sit from that side.- he'll take you. go.
he'll take you.- come. - love you. okay.- bye sweetie. bye, bye.- so good to see you. bye darling.- bye sweetie. here, you've reached.- thanks. bye dude. and don'ttrouble my doll too much. okay? yes, yes. okay bye.- bye. richa, i'm sorry i'm late. no problem.
what is the matter? why are you so happy? your arrival has made me happy. you idiot. move it. okay. okay. stop shouting. you idiot. it's not that kind of gift.- then what kind of gift? you are going to become a father. 'oh god. in problems yousent sally as my saviour.'
'who along with love gaveme every happiness in life.' 'if in exchange i handover my entire life to sally..' '..even then it will be less.' 'then you sent richa to my life.' 'for whom my love is everything.' 'now i am the support forboth of them and you are mine.' 'oh god, show me some way.' how dare you! forgive me. how dare youask me for my forgiveness?
for a second wife? no, jimmy, i forgive you. for lying to me?and cheating on me? and most of all,i hope that you and richa.. ..or whatever hername are so so happy! is that what you expect me to say? because if that is.. "oh beloved." and another thing mr. immigrant.
now i will go to the court. because you married another woman.. ..and it's a crime in thiscountry to have two wives. sally, i'm very sorry.- you are through and you can.. ..kiss your americandream good bye. because you are going to.get out now. wait. one second. i almost forgot your birthday cake. happy birthday. now get out. go.
and that's whyi told sally everything. now there is nothingbetween us. forgive me, father. jatta singh bedi hasbroken for the first time today. it's not your fault. it's my fault. i had always orderedyou around like hitler. forced you into listening to me. i made you afraid of me. if i had behaved withyou in a friendly way.. ..you would havetold me all this before.
and i wouldn't haveto see this day today. god wanted it. i'll try to make sally understand. come son. let's return to india. i don't want such dollarswhich rob us of our peace. we're happy in our rupees.come son, come. father.. richa. i want a divorce.- richa. i've realised that you're moreimportant to me than any dream.
give me one morechance to be a good husband. hi.- hi.. i have a summon for mr. bedi.- summon? can you sign here please?- oh yes, sure. here you are.- thank you very much. - bye. see this. summons from the court. show me.- what's written in it? father, it states thatsally has sued jimmy for fraud. he had married a second timein spite of sally's presence.
it's also written that jimmymight have to face imprisonment. richa dear, listen to your fatherand compromise among yourself. no, father. i can't stay with him. first he broke sally's heartand then mine. and then to fulfil his desires.. sorry father. sorry.- don't go, dear, don't go. richa, jimmy is a very god boy.at least listen to him.
'i was blinded by his love.' 'such a big betrayal.what do i do now?' sally. sally. the honour of my family isat your feet. please, help me. all stand. be seated. the district court ofnew york is now is session. this is the matter ofjaswinder singh bedi and.. ..sally turner under sectionnumber i 197a.
lawyers stand please. i am s. stevensonfor the united states. i am j. roberts for defendingjaswinder bedi. - thank you. okay mr. bedi, you are charged.. ..with two cases of fraudand bigamy, do you understand? yes, sir. your charge one is ofillegally marrying someone else.. ..while already married. you married a second timeeven after being married.
do you understand that? your charge number 2 isof cheating and marrying.. ..an american citizen forpurposes of immigration. the punishment ofmarrying an american girl.. ..for immigration is sevenyears and the fine is $100,000. mr. bedi, having heard all of this,what is your answer to these charges? guilty. mr. bedi, you areadmitting that you are guilty.. ..and have committed the act.
so you admit to your crimes? yes sir. and knowing this, youstill say that you are guilty. in spite of this doyou agree to your crime? the court will now takea 15-minute break after.. ..which we will return andread out the verdict of the case. don't worry, mr. bedi. the district court ofnew york is now in session. permission to approach the bench.- permission granted.
the court has heardthe lawyer's argument.. ..and is convincedthat sally turner has.. ..withdrawn her chargesagainst jaswinder singh bedi. this means sally turnerhas withdrawn her case. the court is adjourned. this is good. this is good.- father. thank you, sally. thank you. god. god. god. why did you drop the case?
i saw richa holdingjaswinder's hand inside. and i realised that if an indianwife can stand by her husband.. ..why can't an american wife to? 'and i realised that if an indianwife can stand by her husband..' '..why can't an american wife too?' try exposing your voice,and not your body. i like you a lot. but inour country before marriage.. i want to tell you about risha.- who is richa? here.- thank you. - you are welcome.
me and my family are thankfulto you for dropping the case. thank you. what would i do? becauseit is even my mistake. there were other waysalso besides marriage. the truth is thati was in love with jimmy. the truth is that i reallywanted jimmy in my life. he was the first person, whoever really looked out for me. the kind of guy thati had always dreamt of. live long, dear.
you know it won't beeasy to let you go. but it will be a lotharder to hold on. sally, you're a part of mylife and you always will be. i won't be able to forget you ever. hey, sally, sally, please.let's have a family photo, please. come on, come on. please.- sally please. - i can't. dear, come. please. let'stake a snap. come. come, come. go there.- okay, okay. come on. come on. alright, i'm ready.- that's it. - yes. - smile.
take my photo too.- come. - i will take now. yes. sally the great.- you are great. "i've lost my sleep.i've lost my peace.""i've lost my sleep.i've lost my peace."
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